Really? Shit like this make me ashamed. Not only is it imorral but also illegal. see this. Apparently the Canadian Government doesn’t allow evidence gained by torture. Ugghh!!

I wish it was as funny as

but it’s not.


KO Special Comment

Funny Post

stolen from the Kong Fu Monkey: I miss Republicans

Super Climatic Finishes

Down goes Frasier!!!! Down goes Frasier!!!!

Congratulations to all you smug Patriot fans out there.  It’s nice to see Goliath get taken down by the lowly David.   As an Iggles fan I thought I would be torn.  I mean I hate the F’n G-man and all of there fans (Except the wife,  and if you are reading this now hun,  I’m sorry and please don’t make me stay at Motel Couch tonight).   But i needed to see the New England Cheatriots lose.  It was the whole story line the NFL and media was trying to construct.  The Best Team ever,  History in the making,  What else can we say to boost the ratings!?.  It was like somebody trying to construct one of those god awful Reality TV shows that make me throw up in my mouth whenever the wife watches one.

In related news, NFL films this season has miles of tape from on the Patriots for the 2008 NFL season preveiw called “The Greatest Team Ever” “Loosing the big Game”.

Not that I listen to alot of sports radio, but Hugh Douglas (God rest is afro) was even saying, “What happened to the Patriots Vaunted Halftime adjustments?”  I guess its kind of tough to make those halftime adjustmens without all the ingame vidio help they’ve had in the past.  Any way enough Snark for now.

I didn’t bother to update the football standings because nobody, and i mean nobody picked the G-man.  45 Entry’s and not one of us thought the G-men were even going to make the stinking playoffs.  Which reminds me of an old saying “You can fool some of the people all the time and pass the beer nuts”.  Not sure why it reminded me of it but it does.

Now onto my favorite part of the season.  The Cash handouts:

1st place:  Chad Moore = 900 (Fazoons to be sent to his wife Stefanie via mail today)

2nd place (Tie) : Pat Burke = 210 beans (handed over in cheque form)

2nd Place (Tie) : Steve Shimko (the elder) = 210 pesos (via mail today)

34 place : Terry Lentini = $30 randsom to be delivered to her husband.

Thanks all for playing this year.  Congrats to the winners, and come back next year and bring some more friends.   Hopefully by then I can upgrade the site a little more to make it a little more “Fan”tastic friendly.

The promised Clip

Brady has teh Gay!

stolen from the boys and girls at Sadly No!

Anti-Climatic Finishes

Not to let the cat out of the bag but it doesn’t look like the Superbowl is going to mean much pool wise this year. Seeing on how the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place is pretty much locked up because no body picked the Giants. That’s right every single one of us thought the Giants weren’t worth the the $3.50. People took teams such as the Saints, Eagles, Ravens, Rams, Texans, and Cardinals. Ok so those were the mistakes that i made this year, your mistakes may vary. (unless you are Chad, Pat, or Scott who didn’t make many mistakes at all this year). However still up for grabs is the coveted 34th place. If the Giants win then Terry gets her money back and if the NE wins then Derrick Heauscher gets his back.

I’m behind a firewall right now but when i get home i’ll have the perfect clip for Tom Brady and his (com)Patriots. Ugghh I’m really sick of these guys. I’m kind of glad NY beat GB. They played the Pats tough in the last game of the regular season. I believe they were up by a couple scores in the 3rd quarted and wound up losing by 3 points. I would love to see the Pats loose and see many questionable calls go against them just to see Bill Simmons head explode over at ESPN Page 2.

Kickin’ It Old-School

I’ve suddenly morphed into Will Farrell in Old School. I had a friend ask me if I was going to watch any of the games on Sunday and I replied “Nope, me and the Wifezilla are going to Home Depot and Bed Bath and Beyond to look for Curtain Rods and those little Curtain tie back thingy’s”. Ugghh.   For 32 Years I’ve had one pillow in my bed, I’ve gotten married and added an extra person to the bed but now somehow the bed now needs 5 pillows.  I don’t understand it, just like I don’t understand how the hell Norv “Insert Nickname Here” Turner won a  playoff game.  Then I realized the Titans started Vince Young.   And VY (ß that’s what the hip kids do while blogging, they acronym up everything) has a bad case of MV (that’s Michael Vick) disease.  No, he’s not addicted to dog fighting and he doesn’t have a thing for prison Uni’s.  Vince Young is a great athlete but horrible quarterback.  Here are just some of the QB’s who had a better QB rating then Young’s (71.1): You have Kyle Boller (75.2), Brian Griese (75.6 This is a guy that lost a starting job to friggen Rex Grossman) and Joey Harrington (77.2).  Do you want any of those three guys playing for your football team?  Nope, didn’t think so.  And VY is worse then all of them.

Now for all the Iggles fans out there who cried that they needed Jeff Garcia he wound up 23-39 for 207 yds, 1 TD and , 2 INT.  Hmm not very impressive playoff numbers.  And he’s 2-4 in the playoffs.   Doesn’t sound like someone who is destined to take you to the promised land.  Just saying.

The Only game I had a chance to watch was the end of the Pittsburgh-Jacksonville game.  Including the 32 yard draw play at the end of the game.  It was nice play selection to use for a  team this is going for it on 4th down that late in the game with  no time outs.  For some reason it has become difficult in the NFL to run for anything over 1 yard so anything over a 3rd and 1 or 4th and 1 becomes a passing down and the defenses know that.  The defense is defending the sidelines to keep  the clock moving and that leaves the middle open.. So why not drop back like your going to pass and let your QB pick up the two yards.

Oh and in case you missed is.  Washington lost  to Seattle.  I take it no one is surpised that Collins, the QB of Washington (Yea I don’t who he is either) wasn’t able to win a playoff game. This is the guy who went 10 years between starts.  That means for 10 years coaches have been saying “Nah, we’re going to start the other guy”.  And people thought he was going to lead the Redskins to the promise land.   Here’ a Gambling tip for everyone (if you know Gambling was legal).  In the playoffs, never ever back a crappy QB playing on the road (See also Vince Younge)